Snitched from Cause she said I could. XD
She nor I know where this came from either. Sorry.

1. Being Gay Is Not Natural

And real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning, tattoos, piercings and silicon breasts...

2. Gay Marriage Will Encourage People To Be Gay

In the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3. Legalizing Gay Marriage Will Open The Door To All Kinds Of
Crazy Behavior

People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has
legal standing and can sign a marriage contract. Lamps are next.

4. Straight Marriage Has Been Around A Long Time And Hasn't Changed At All

Hence why women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5. Straight Marriage Will Be Less Meaningful If Gay Marriage Were Allowed

And we can't let the sanctity of Britney Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage be destroyed.

6. Straight Marriages Are Valid Because They Produce Children

So therefore, gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our population isn't out of control, our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

7. Obviously Gay Parents Will Raise Gay Children

Since, of course, straight parents only raise straight children.

8. Gay Marriage Is Not Supported By Religion

In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.

9. Children Can Never Succeed Without A Male And A Female Role Model

Which is exactly why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10. Gay Marriage Will Change The Foundation Of Society; We Could Never Adapt To New Social Norms

Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans.

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These facts also belong since she got them from her Human Evolution and Psychology to her and she said I could post them. She and I both apologize if anyone gets offended. I humbly ask and I'm sure she does to that you not report us.

1. On average, gay men have a wider and longer penis than straight men. XD

2. Homosexuality is mostly (but not completely) genetic, hence why gay parents do not equal gay children.

3. Around 3-4% of the male population is gay, around 10% of male super geniuses are gay (like Leonardo Da Vinci and Michelangelo).

4. From an evolutionary perspective, one popular theory on the evolution of the "gay genes" in males is that the same genes benefit the mother.

5. So far, scientific research has not found definite "gay genes" related to women, and only 1-2% of women are lesbians.

6. Most gay men are gay by the time of puberty and will stay that way for the rest of their life. Women can become gay anytime and switch back and forth.

7. One observation during industrialization, later supported but experiments on mice, shows that overpopulation and crowding cause an increase in the percentage of homosexuals (along with suicide, infanticide, and all that other stuff that will decrease the population.)

8. Many men experience prostate enlargement, thus some scientists invented a prostate massager which works like... anal sex. Thus they concluded that gay men probably have healthy prostate.